December Horoscopes

*Disclaimer: These horoscopes are completely made up.

Aries (March 21 - April 19):

Watch where you step; sticking your nose in other’s business could have consequences.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20):

Today is a good day to look back and wonder if you’ve given anyone a cookie in the past few days.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20):

Thrice roll the dice so the lice can be nice the mice.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22):

Beware of seashells by the seashore.

Leo (July 23 - August 22):

Today is a good day to learn a new skill or expand on an old one. Try out yo-yos or juggling.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22):

I think it’s best you don’t know what’s going to happen today.

Libra (September 23 - October 22):

Your palm tells me that you have a bright future ahead of you.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21):

Today is a good day to self-reflect. Look back on past achievements and actions and rejoice in the happy memories.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21):

The stars and planets align and do not affect your life in any way.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19):

Your shoe is untied.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18):

You will excel in your school work and have a bright life. Or you will struggle with school and sabotage your best efforts. Depending on the choices you make.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20):

Today is a good day to take a risk. Try something new and learn from your mistake.